Retard

CAPITAL

NUMBER OF SHARES GO UPWE DO NOT SELLFEES IN · EQUITY OUT$RETARD ACCUMULATES RITRZERO BRAIN · FULL TREASURYBUY PRESSURE IS A LIFESTYLENUMBER OF SHARES GO UPWE DO NOT SELLFEES IN · EQUITY OUT$RETARD ACCUMULATES RITRZERO BRAIN · FULL TREASURYBUY PRESSURE IS A LIFESTYLE

Token energy. Real-world equity.

Retard energy.
RITR equity.

A treasury built to turn $RETARD creator fees into shares of Reitar Logtech Holdings Ltd. One job. Nobody here can do two.

$RETARD token RITR shares
thats the whole plan

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· Every Tuesday · 09:30 ET

Fees queued for this buy

1,204.88USDC

+ 3,911,204.77 RETARD awaiting swap

346 more shares of RITR at the last quote

Why the treasury waits instead of buying every hour

IBKR watches how an account gets funded. Constant small top-ups trip an automated review, and a review freezes the account. So the fees sit in the wallet, move in one wire per window, and get spent in one go.

Executing account

Interactive Brokers

U•••1723

Cash · USD

IBKR LLC · SIPC member · one wire per window

Tracking since Sep 2, 2026, 10:06 AM EDT

History through Sep 2, 2026, 11:29 AM EDT · Updating

Creator fees allocated

128,417.3391

USDC · ≈ $128,402.11 at the latest price

Pending creator fees

1,204.882117 USDC

+ 3,911,204.77 RETARD

4% buy · 4% sell creator tax
Since Sep 2, 2026

Total treasury value

$146,084.60

+$14,829.32 unrealized return

Equities, cash and funds in transit

Capital invested

$131,255.28

Across 1 equity position

Includes confirmed executions · statement pending

Unrealized return · estimated

+$14,829.32

+11.3% on invested capital

Quote · Sep 2, 2026, 11:28 AM EDT

Shares of RITR held

42,069

hover it
line go up anyway
Jun 17Jul 1Jul 15Jul 29Aug 12Aug 26

Creator fees swept · daily

79,556 USDC

Last 30 days

Aug 4Aug 9Aug 14Aug 19Aug 24Aug 29

Every bar is a day of people clicking buy or sell without reading anything. Hover one.

The machine, explained slowly

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Somebody trades $RETARD

4% on buys, 4% on sells. The dumber the volume, the fatter the fee.

4% / 4%

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Fees land in the creator wallet

Claimed on-chain, then swapped to USDC. No discretion, no vibes.

128,417 USDC

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USDC is wired to the brokerage

Off-ramped into the treasury account that holds the equity line.

131,255.28 USD

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We buy RITR. We never sell.

Market orders into Reitar Logtech Holdings Ltd. The share count only goes up.

42,069 shares